thisisfandomthisislife:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thiswitchsblog:

I’m from Middle Earth. Apparently.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE"

I live in the US and I can’t stop laughing. At least everyone knows Cali and Florida.

not everyone. “oranges”

I’m proud to see how many folks know Michigan is a mitten, but my personal favorite above is “I don’t know the names of any of these states but I know those Mormons are around here somewhere” 

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The Pump is this frozen yogurt place in my home town. You don’t pay for each topping or mix in, you pay per ounce. You could get 40 different candies and fruits and four different topping sauces and twenty flavors of soft serve ice cream and it will cost the same as a bowl of equal weight of plain vanilla. It’s amazing. 

The Pump is this frozen yogurt place in my home town. You don’t pay for each topping or mix in, you pay per ounce. You could get 40 different candies and fruits and four different topping sauces and twenty flavors of soft serve ice cream and it will cost the same as a bowl of equal weight of plain vanilla. It’s amazing. 

alldiycrafts:

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what you don’t see is that just off camera there is a 7 foot high pile of cracked shells broken in the process, drenched in pool of tears 

alldiycrafts:

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what you don’t see is that just off camera there is a 7 foot high pile of cracked shells broken in the process, drenched in pool of tears 

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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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Every child of God in mortality chose the Saviors plan. Trust that given the opportunity, they will do so again. — Richard G. Scott (via mormonproblems)

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companioncube76:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

chocolate-time-machine:

sizvideos:

Turn a scribble into a drawing - Video

WHAT

WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT

These were my favorite art assignments.

pappyland express did this. now tall cake does this with kids during sacrament meeting,

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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House hunt continues

talking on the phone tomorrow about possible land contract terms.

2 unit could be converted back into 1 or we could get some extra income until baby number 2

it’s within 30 minutes of three big cities and the 4 possible locations for a new job for Tall Cake

the couple selling it met at a bible college and have a grandson near Eli’s age. 

they are moving out of state for work, just waiting to close on a new house in Iowa

I’m feeling pretty hopeful about this =)

alternative-pokemon-art:

terezi:

angelickaiser:

cisthulhu:

bittersiha:

kayboss:

the-indoor-kite:

ir-dr:

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So what if that’s what’s happened when you find random Pokeballs lying in the grass. They only have the item that the Pokemon was last holding inside them.

; ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU FOUND A LUNAR FEATHER!

NO

GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!

omg this is quite possibly the saddest thing ever i just can’t i don’t even believe it

OMG

I’m sobbing and cuddling my baby and my husband is looking at me and laughing because he justdoesn’t understtdaand that this is the saddest thing everrrrrrrrr

I just took some time to compose myself and upon thinking about this again the tears came back like oh my wow why is this so incredibly sad 

part of it is the little critters being fully sentient like a human being and viewing their masters like parents

like oh my gosh my baby

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parkingstrange:

postwhitesociety:

cautiousrevolutionary:

thehassassination:

Just click it when youre not in the car so its not exposed to direct sunlight.

smart

^^^
yo that just saved me a summer of pain

give that person a nobel prize

oh jeez I thought this was gonna be a post about all those kids who die strapped into the back of cars in the summer heat =S

parkingstrange:

postwhitesociety:

cautiousrevolutionary:

thehassassination:

Just click it when youre not in the car so its not exposed to direct sunlight.

smart

^^^

yo that just saved me a summer of pain

give that person a nobel prize

oh jeez I thought this was gonna be a post about all those kids who die strapped into the back of cars in the summer heat =S

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wintaria:

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

This doesn’t make sense to me because cookie dough has cookie chunks you need to chew..?

wintaria are you one of them!? 

and with cookie dough ice cream you can still lick and then when you get a piece of dough you scoop it up with your lips or tongue and then chew it with your back teeth, or you can ‘bite’ into it with your lips curled around your teeth and then, once the ice cream is melting in your mouth chew the chunks. But to take your front teeth and rip into the unsuspecting cone like an ill-mannered gopher is abhorrent! 

redloftwingfeathers:

it’s been 16 years

I spit out my coke

redloftwingfeathers:

it’s been 16 years

I spit out my coke

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I lurv masterchef. and hell’s kitchen. and the next food network star. Basically any show where someone normal is allowed to cook really fancy things with overpriced ingredients for free. 

I lurv masterchef. and hell’s kitchen. and the next food network star. Basically any show where someone normal is allowed to cook really fancy things with overpriced ingredients for free. 

Why are they so mean to her?

If you didn’t watch Monday’s episode of Masterchef, don’t read below

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